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31st December 2011

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REASONS WHY JONAS BJERRE IS NOT HUMAN

vandeleuria:

  • HIS VOICE IS A FUCKING RADIO SIGNAL TO HIS HOME PLANET
  • HE CAN UNHINGE HIS JAW
  • HE DISPLAYS WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PSYCHIC ABILITY (his STARING INTO YOUR SOUL LOOK)
  • HE CREATES STRANGE, SURREAL THINGS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT
  • HE ENJOYS EVERYDAY THINGS, LIKE A GOOD SANDWICH AND MODELS
  • HE CAN’T DRIVE
  • APPARATJIK

Tagged: apparatjikJonas Bjerrelolmall these things are true!

Source: vandeleuria

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